Sunday, January 26, 2014

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

This has been one of those weeks.... highs and lows.  The highs have been awesome and the lows, well, they've been terrible.  On this bright and sunny, albeit cold, Sunday morning, I wanted to take a minute to count my blessings and recharge my batteries for the upcoming week.  It's going to be a doozy too!

So, vacation is wonderful.  We had such a good time in Disney World with my family, but after 10 days, we were ready to get back into our routine.  The kids had done such a good job with their homework (the girls were completely caught up before we left) and Jack tried his best to get his stuff done.

On the day we left to come home, Matt took the boys to Animal Kingdom so that Jack could finish his requirements for his Wilderness Explorer badge and the girls and I stayed back at the hotel to get things packed up and get us checked out.  This worked great; I think we'll be doing this from now on.  Matt always likes to make the most of all the minutes of vacation before we leave, and I'm always ready to go home on the day we leave.  I don't want to be late or distracted or hurried.  By taking my busy little boys, and leaving the helpful children, we both got what we wanted.  Yay!!!

As we were sitting outside the hotel waiting for the boys, we were soaking up the last few rays of Florida sunshine.  The bus pulled up and the boys jumped off.  Jack ran over to me and showed me that he had been promoted to Senior Wilderness Explorer.  Then he said, "My tummy doesn't feel so good."  Within 10 minutes, he had barfed all over the sidewalk.  Just what you want to have happen as you're about to get on a 5 hour flight.  Ughhh!!!!  The folks at Disney were so nice.  They cleaned the whole thing up for us, got him a Power Ade and even offered new clothes for him to travel in (we didn't need them.)  We kept their roll of paper towels and got on the bus for the airport with our fingers crossed.

At the airport, Jack was back to his normal, crazy self.  He felt well enough to eat and it seemed to be a fluke.  I'm sure you can figure out, though, that it wasn't.  Two hours into our flight, with no warning or time to get the plastic bag that I insisted he travel with, his tummy exploded again (all over the plane, the seat back pocket, his backpack, his dad's sweatshirt, etc.....)  Not fun.  Matt and I spent the better part of the next hour cleaning things up as best we could.  We had an awesome flight attendant who did everything she could to help us and get us what we needed, including a complimentary vodka to sterilize the area.  Her actions stood in great contrast to the other two flight attendants who joined our fellow passengers in giving us dirty looks.  Boy, did I write a scathing letter to Delta.

When we arrived home, we found out that Matt's Grandma Betty had passed away.  She had suffered a stroke earlier in the week and had been going downhill as of late, so it wasn't really a surprise, but more a matter of time.  Matt's parents have been caring for her for the last 5 years and have done an excellent job.  It has not been easy, and the amount of patience and sacrifice required has been considerable.  It is nice to know that Grandma's suffering is over and that Steve & Malinda will finally be true empty nesters after nearly 40 years, but the emotional demands of loss and grief can be hard to bear and we found ourselves, along with the rest of the family, planning for her funeral.

Grandma Betty's obituary

Moving forward, it is always good to have a little time back at home after vacation before you have to launch back into life.  We were lucky this week because Monday was Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Tuesday, the kids were off school for a teacher workday.  Monday, we spent time with Matt's parents helping to plan the funeral program with Matt's siblings.  We also got to eat some yummy food provided by their Relief Society; a great thing since I still had not been able to get to the grocery store.  I was able to get most of the laundry done (I'm going to count this as a high) and then the highlight of my week; we started to potty train Will.  I hate this phase of parenting.  You're on the cusp of greatness (no more diapers) and yet trying to convince this little guy that this is a good thing can be daunting.  It was time, however.  Nearly a week later, I am happy to report that I think he is mostly there.  He is telling us when he needs to go, and staying dry through the night.  He's had one successful poop in the potty and we are hoping for more in the near future.

Tuesday, the kids and I were able to get things ready for school, finish up all homework and such.  Jack was back to 100% and we had lunch with Holli, Grayson and Archer at our favorite place, Noodles and Company.  Tuesday also brought another bit of bad news.  My Grandpa Jones had been taken to the hospital by paramedics for unknown reasons.  After a myriad of tests, it was finally determined that he is diabetic.  His blood sugar was over 600 and he was extremely dehydrated.  After a day or so in the hospital, they were able to get him stabilized and he is home now, but gosh, we had a real scare that day.

Historically, January is not a great month for our family.  Over the last 5 years, Matt and I have lost four grandparents during January.  Fortunately for us, we also have the birth of our two boys to celebrate during this month.

Speaking of celebrating, William is now THREE!  His birthday was while we were in Florida and we did plenty of celebrating down there, but we were happy to be able to make him a cake and give him his birthday presents that we had waiting for him here at home.  On Wednesday, we did just that.  This little guy loved being the center of attention.


Although I didn't get any pictures of him with his presents, he got a couple of Imaginext Monsters University playsets.  He is currently thrilled with any type of little figures that he can play with.  He spent a lot of time on our vacation playing with "his guys."  Thanks to Grandma and Grandpa Homer for the Snow White and Seven Dwarfs "guys"; to Ben and Shanna for the Jake and the Neverland Pirates "guys" and to Greg & Sarah for the Tangled "guys."  He has had a great time playing with them and he LOVES the bubble gun that Aunt Suzy gave him.  His birthday collection of figures was rounded out by Dave & Holli with some awesome Iron Man "guys" and by Mom and Dad with his Superhero "guys."  So much fun!

So now we're onto Thursday.  Productive day.  Got the house cleaned, the Valentine's decor up and a stew in the crockpot.  Dave & Holli and Alan & Katie were coming over with their kids that night for dinner and a run-through of our musical number for Grandma Betty's funeral.  About 7:00 as everyone was getting here, the kids were running around crazy and we were trying to get dinner dished up, Annie and Pax decided to be naughty and run out the front door.  Annie does this frequently, but this time Pax chose to follow.  I told Matt that he needed to get the dogs inside (as they tend to listen to him better) and he went out to retrieve them.  Next thing I know, he comes in the house yelling "damn it Pax!"  Never a good thing.  When I asked what was wrong, he informed me that Pax had been hit by a car and that his leg was broken.  The bone was sticking through the skin and he was bleeding all over my living room.  Seriously?  Well, so much for practicing our musical number.  We found a pet emergency room in Sunset and headed off to see what the prognosis was for our Paxer pup.

Let me just say, that this occurrence is nothing new to me.  I grew up on a very busy road and we had more than our fair share of animals to meet their fate on the road.  However, it never gets any easier.  Matt and the kids were extremely upset and this is the hard part of being a pet owner.  You find yourself faced with the decision to save/prolong your pets life or to put them down depending on the severity of their injuries.  We do not have any kind of insurance for our animals, although at times like these, I find myself wishing that we did.  That would help to make the decision easier, for sure.

Got to the hospital and it appeared to be just the broken leg; but extensive x-rays finally confirmed what we knew about Pax all along.  He is not a well dog.  He has always struggled with movement in his back legs; he doesn't jump and rarely runs.  For a lab mix, he is incredibly calm and that is why we love him so much.  It turns out that he has really bad arthritis in his hips and lower back and that three of the vertebrae in his upper back have fused together.  So, our dog that had two good legs was now down to one good leg and an incredibly bad back.  According to the ER doc, he has the skeletal system of a 10-year-old dog.  Poor puppy!




This only served to complicate matters further.  Surgery would for sure be required, maybe even amputation.  What kind of life was our pup going to have from here on out.  We left him at the hospital, sedated and triaged, and headed home to decide as a family what our course of action should be.  We talked extensively to the kids and decided that based on his ailments and injuries, it would probably be the merciful thing to do to put him down.  We all cried, and prayed and none of us slept.  We were all in the car in the morning at 6:30 to go and get him from the ER.  We wanted a chance for all the kids to be able to say goodbye and we would bring him to our vet for a second opinion and to put him down.  Imagine our surprise, and joy, when Pax came out hobbling on three legs.  The hospital had splinted his leg and he was getting around.  Now, we weren't so sure.  He was wagging his tail and looked up at us to tell us that he was ready to go home. Crap!  The decision gets harder.  Now instead of a merciful thing, it was like we would be leaving a man behind.

Erin was really upset, which is understandable since Pax is her dog.  All the kids were late to school that day as we were waiting to hear from the vet as to what the prognosis was.

A phone call from the vet and it was his opinion that we could save the leg and that his back wouldn't be too much of a detriment in the healing process.  So, basically, it was just down to the money.  Did we feel as though we could spend it?  Well, we thought long and hard about it, and the decision we came to was, "what is a tax return for?"  Paying vet bills, of course.

Pax was into surgery later that morning and by 2:30 his leg was fixed.  We got the call to pick him up at 5:30 and massive amounts of instructions for medications and care.  They brought him out and he was getting around pretty good on three legs.  We got him in the car, got him home and boy were our other dogs excited to see him.  Actually, we were all pretty excited to have him home.


We had a few minutes to enjoy him before we had to quickly change and head of to Grandma Betty's viewing.  We left Erin home to care for Pax and headed out to the viewing.

It was nice to see everyone at the viewing and to have the opportunity to talk about Grandma Betty and her life.  It is especially interesting to get a broader view of her life.  She had been a widow for 47 years, and as one of the younger children, my mother-in-law had a different perspective on things from her older siblings.  We finished the evening off at Noodles and Company where we feasted on Macaroni & Cheese, among other things.

Meanwhile, back at home, Pax was enjoying his new bed and undivided attention from Erin.  We decided that since he was used to sleeping upstairs with us, that it would be better for Erin to sleep on the main level with him, since he wasn't supposed to do stairs.  

But..... when did what was supposed to happen turn into what actually happened.  This dog was not going to be held down.  Despite our best attempts to keep him sedentary and on our main level, he has ventured upstairs and downstairs and refuses to use the ramp that we set up in the backyard for him to get down to the lawn to use the bathroom.  We're left to try and balance what he's supposed to do (for proper healing) and what he obviously feels like doing.  We're going to place a call to the vet first thing tomorrow to see if he has any further advice on how to get him to be still.

Saturday morning dawned and we were onto what I would consider a sausage making kind of day.  What is that, you ask?  Well, most people think sausage is yummy, but probably wouldn't if they saw the way it was made.  This is how our Saturday was going to go.  We had a lot to do, multiple places to be and a tight schedule.  From the beginning we knew it wasn't going to be pretty, but hopefully, we could get everything we needed to done.

I dropped Jack off at his basketball practice at 9:00 am, and then headed to Kohl's to get him some new church shoes to go with the suit he had received for his baptism next week.  This has been on my to-do list for a few weeks, but I haven't been able to get to it.  Found the shoes and then I ran back home to get all of the stuff together, get Will dressed and to make sure that Allie had everything ready for her ballet dress rehearsal later in the afternoon. Once all of this was done, we headed off in two cars to rendezvous at the funeral.  Matt had Erin, Allie & Will and I was off to get Jack from practice and to help him change in the car for the funeral.

Arrived at the church at 10:15 and headed to the Primary room to practice our musical number (for the FIRST time.)  Fortunately, Matt's mom had picked a song that was fairly easy.  We ran through it 5-6 times and we were good.  We headed into the viewing and participated in the family prayer.

The funeral service was beautiful.  It was nice to hear about Betty as a young woman and mother and to know of the sacrifices that she made for her family.  We never knew that she worked at a munitions plant during World War II.  Our musical number went well, and despite the fact that Will nearly wandered onto the stand and was subsequently climbing over the pews, we didn't cause too much of a disturbance at a somber occasion.

At noon, I grabbed Allie and Will and we headed back towards home for Allie's ballet dress rehearsal.  We endured another wardrobe change in the car and scarfed down lunch.  Allie was on time for her rehearsal and Will and I headed home for a potty break; the dogs, and him and me!  Before too long, Allie was done and we were back in the car to head to the Salt Lake Cemetery for the graveside service and the burial.  I am so happy that we were able to make it to everything we needed to; no small feat.  I spent my time at the cemetery following Will and Aspen around, trying to keep them from walking on headstones and from throwing rocks from freshly dug graves.  Not an easy task!  By the time we left, Will was covered in mud, thanks to the dirt/snow combination, but we all survived.

As we were leaving, Allie remembered that she had her last dozen cookies in the back of the car to round out her experiments for her science fair project (is this day over yet?)  We tasted and recorded and we were on our way home.

We finished the afternoon and evening with a trip to Costco, and finishing Allie's science fair project.  As long as I'm counting blessings, I ought to say that I am incredibly grateful for the kind of student Allie is.  I know that I don't have to worry about her getting things done.  She knows what she's supposed to do and she gets it done.  We worked on getting her titles, papers and graphs printed and she worked on dressing up her display board.  I hope to post a picture of the finished project soon; at any rate, it will be over tomorrow.  THANK GOODNESS!

As I finish this up, I am mentally planning and preparing for the upcoming week.  Cleaning house, a family party, a baptism, a baby blessing, massive amounts of ballet and parent teacher conferences for all three kids.  I'm hopeful we experience more successful pooping and that Pax will heal.

Have a great Sunday friends!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

You Just Went to Walt Disney World, What Are You Going to Do Next?...Run a Marathon?


In the spirit of sharing in 2014, Matt wanted to write about his experience running the Full Marathon this weekend.  It is easy to see that he had a much more positive one than I did, but he did a lot more to prepare than I did.  Interesting read for you aspiring runners and proof that anyone can run.


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So I ran the Goofy Challenge this last weekend, which is a half marathon on Saturday followed by a full marathon on Sunday. 39.3 Miles in two days.  We run through all four Disney parks and the ESPN Sports Complex, but there's a lot of road in between, and don't forget the water treatment plant (which is lovely at dawn).The marathon worked out really well for me (Bek tells the story of the half). I actually finished in the top 20% of the 20,000 people who ran with a time of 4:28.  This will strike some of you as not a great time, and others as enviable, but I am happy with it.  It was 37 minutes faster than last year on the same course so it feels very much like a victory.  Although, honestly, getting my shoes off my feet at the end felt like just as big a victory.  

Some people have asked about why it was better.  I'm a little reluctant to say much about it because truth be told, I don't feel like a great runner who can give advice.  And this race is pretty fun and casual and not known for speed, but I was a little more focused than most.  (The costumes are great and include every traditional character and many weird ones. I saw a guy running while dribbling two basketballs, a man dressed as Richard Simmons complete with wig and short shorts, and another guy wearing nothing but a Speedo.) I also don't have a lot of experience, but I like to think I've learned from some failures.  I am a great example of the fact that anyone who wants to can train to run a marathon, and get better at it.  So with the successes and failures in mind, and to express my firm belief that when you run you only compete against yourself, I'll mention a few of the things I've learned as I've gotten better at it and finally finished one in a way that makes me happy even if I'm not completely satisfied.

There is an enormous amount of good general advice out there, so I won't bore you with too much with that, I'll just specify what I've learned that is important for me. 

Physical do's: (mostly boring and obvious)

Eat and drink good stuff, in general and before a race because it sucks to run when you have no energy; and hydrate 'cause cramps hurt.
Train. Put a good plan together, and follow it. There's a ton out there. It doesn't have to be crazy either.  I followed this one pretty good, running nearly 400 miles in training and it definitely helped. I haven't been so good in the past.  And outside is best for long runs;13 miles on a treadmill is torture. 
Develop and test a fuel strategy.  Without it I always run out of energy and end up walking feeling very frustrated and depressed at the end. Boo.  And if I wait until I start to droop to fuel, then it's waaaaaay too late. 
Chaffing will destroy you. I'm serious.  Skin that you didn't think could touch will rub, and it's not trivial.   The pain will slow you down, make you want to weep in the shower afterwards, hurt longer than than your sore muscles, and make you not want try again. I don't know if this affects everyone but it's a big deal for me.  Don't let it happen. 
Bio-freeze.  This was a new one for me, and I'm going to attribute its effects to Disney magic.  At some point your legs start to burn. I put this stuff on my legs starting about mile 14, and it felt like I bought another 4 miles out of them. Reapplied at 18 - same effect.  Awesome sauce.  My pace didn't really start to lag in this one until mile 25. 
Elevation. Train at 4200 ft. Run at sea level. 'Nuff said. 

I have found that this business is as much, if not more, mental than physical so here are some mental do's that work for me:

A positive attitude. I'm generally pretty positive, but mile 22 can be a VERY dark place. Forget about the bad training runs, the bad nights sleep, that tingling Achilles and just remember the successes. 
New shoes (but not brand new). New kicks, especially colorful ones from a trusted brand make me feel good, but put a few miles on them first so you don't discover the dreaded rubbing in the race. 
Get your mind off of it.  For most this means a good playlist. I have found this to be VERY difficult because there's only so many songs I can listen to over and over again on repeated long runs. The first 20 minutes are hardest for me but once I settle in music bores me.  Shuffle helps but I am a nerd so I listen to Podcasts. TED is my current favorite.  Some topics that came up during the race: overcoming, beauty, charity.  Awesome. Funny is good too. 
Start at the back. I happened to start towards the back on this one, which irritated me at first, but then I noticed that I was doing a lot of passing. I don't know if it's the competitor in me, even though I don't feel like I'm competing against anyone else there, but it made me feel like I was doing well.  It was that positive seed I could plant and lean on, when it got tough. 
Smile. Enjoy yourself or fake it until you do.  This is easier at a big international race through Disney parks, but I can do it just as well in the mountains at home. I read that this helps and it really does for me. 

There's evidence that a few other thing might help but I haven't been able to try them yet. Getting more than 5 hours of sleep the night before. I've never done that. Losing some weight.  This is primarily why I took up running and it has been an abysmal failure. Evidently tattoos must help because there are loads of them on runners. I just haven't been able to resolve the moral ambiguity of my design choice: an Angel Moroni.  Good weather, which I had on Sunday, also really helps if you can sway Mother Nature. Last year was about 20 degrees hotter and more humid.  Longer legs would help too, but I've been dreaming of that to no effect since I was a kid. 

Most of all, a supportive family and friends make it work. I'm lucky to have more support for runs, questions, companionship or whatever from so many sources. Thanks to my wife who puts up with my time away and all the rest of you who cheer me on. Now on to Ironman?

Monday, January 13, 2014

And I Know Things Now, Many Valuable Things..... That I Hadn't Known Before

I think I have recovered enough and have had enough time pass that I can objectively write about my Half-Marathon experience from Saturday.  I think.

Before I talk about the race, I should talk about the Expo.  Anyone who has run any kind of race knows about Health and Fitness Expos.  They are held in conjunction with races and generally feature swag from sponsors, external vendors hocking things that runners want and seminars that some people actually go to.  I, personally, have never been to a seminar, and that may explain part of my issues with running, but my general feeling is that I shouldn't be taking advice on sports bras the day before the race.  I'm pretty much screwed already if I haven't figured that out.

Anyway, on Friday, I headed over to ESPN's Wide World of Sports with a couple of my kids and my Mom and Aunt Suzy to pick up our packets, buy some official race merch and hit the Expo.


Don't you love this blue sky?  Eat your heart out, folks back home!

First stop was packet pick-up.  We hit the Kids' Races first, then the Half and then the Goofy (Matt's Half and Full in two days.)  We all got our bags and shirts.  The kids even got commemorative Mickey Ears.  Jack models them nicely, don't you think?


About now, we should send a special "shout out" to Grandma for her sponsorship of the Kids' Race.  She thought it would be something fun for all of her grandkids to do together.  I didn't make it over to watch the actual race, as I was laying in the bathtub contemplating a wattery death, but my Dad said that if we did nothing else the entire week, watching all those kids run and race together would have made the trip worth it.

So, the Expo.  All kinds of fun.  Strangely enough, I can say that most of the stuff for sale in this place exists in some form or another in my home already.  I had a few stops to make..... I was looking for the special edition New Balance shoes, covers for my headphones, shoe bling, a tube of Glide for Matt and of course, my Dooney and Bourke bag.

In order to get the shoes, you put your name and cell phone number into a virtual line; it was THREE HOURS long!  At the end of the wait, you were fitted by a "shoe specialist" who lets be honest, just pulled my size off the shelf, and then I was allowed to buy 4 pairs of adult sized shoes and 2 pairs of kid sized shoes.  So, put my name in and we were off to the Expo.


Walked around, made most of my purchases and still had an hour and a half left to kill.



Went to buy my special purse.... SOLD OUT!  Bummer Batman!

Went to the ESPN Grill and sat down to enjoy my pulled pork sandwich and Grape PowerAde Zero.  I think the old people bussing the tables were frustrated that we weren't leaving, but I figured that I was going to be running like a chump the next day, so there was no point in being on my feet any longer than I have to, right?  Finally we headed down to wait for our turn to head into get our shoes.  After picking up shoes for me, Allie, Aunt Suzy and Super Sarah, with a pair for Jack thrown in for good measure, we were at the checkout.  I gave them my debit card and.... DECLINED.  Fraud Alert.  Because of Target.  So I call the bank, with the clerks waiting.  I explain to them that yes, I am in fact, in Florida, and that I will be there until the 19th.  Please remove the warning from my account.  "Okay, Mrs. Pierce, everything should be fine now."  Tried to run it again.  DECLINED AGAIN!  Everyone was tired and sick of crowds and nothing was working.  Thank goodness Aunt Suzy was there and saved the day with her debit card.  Don't you love our new shoes?


Bek's Minnie Mouse Shoes.  Lovin' the polka dots and the bows!


Jack really did need new shoes.  An 8-year-old boy is hard on trainers.


Allie and Erin got some cute Cinderella shoes... that girl has the right idea about a good pair of shoes!


Back to the hotel to prepare for the next days race.  Matt had arrived with Erin and Will and we went to my FAVORITE place to eat in Walt Disney World.... The Earl of Sandwich.... for dinner.  As we prepared to head to bed, we got all of our stuff together.  I think an expedition to Everest would require less planning.  We had to get our clothes, shoes, socks, supportive unmentionables and bibs together.  We plotted and planned about the best places to rub glide and place Band-Aids in order to avoid the dreaded chaffing, and we made sure that our electronic devices and headphones were operating at optimum levels. Oh, and don't forget the awesome Rosie the Riveter tattoo.




Check, check and check.  We had to be up at 2:30 in the morning so that we could catch the bus at 3:00, be at the race by 4:00 and to our corrals (MOOOOO) by 5:15 or so.  My goodness, what a morning.

We met Super Sarah in the lobby and headed to "break our fast" with bagels, oatmeal, peanut butter, bananas, etc.  I was really worried to eat too much for fear of being nauseous or pooping myself, but I think I did a reasonable job managing the situation.  We waited in line with a bunch of other nutty runners and left for the staging area at 3:30.  Off the bus and headed to bag check, port-o-potties and crazy people who actually enjoy being up that early.  I had Sarah take our picture so that we had a before picture of our cute costumes before they were destroyed by the experience that was to follow. 


Then, I snapped a pic with Sarah.  She's pregnant.... so you can read her number really good.  I'm not, and you can read mine equally well.  Bummer!


"Runners, it's time to head to your corrals."  Off we went.... headed to H, which it turns out, stands for HELL.  Matt was in L, but of course, he would catch up quickly.  Our corral placement was determined by previous races... mine was a 10K (double the distance, double the time, right?) and Matt's was because of his "slowest marathon finish" that I entered in error.  Oh well, it all worked out.  Whatever!



Here are Sarah and I smiling (that's how you know it's before the race).  The fireworks signaling the start of the race are just about to go off and we are getting ready to go.  The commentary at this race is boring... it's like listening to commentators talk about curling.  There's only so many times you can listen to them count down from 10-1 and then you move forward 20 feet.



Super fun!  Finally, it was our turn to run.  As I mentioned before, we had a walk/run strategy that we hoped would give Sarah the rest she needed and me, the time that I needed.  I was hoping that we would be able to keep about a 14 minute pace.  What I didn't count on, was that even in her "motherly way" Sarah's legs are still longer than mine and she can power walk like nobody's business.  I think she figured out pretty soon after she started that she had an albatross around her neck named Rebekah.  Within the first 2.5 miles, my IT bands in both legs started to seize up at the top and it hurt.  I could run at when it was time to run, and it felt better, but I could tell the walking was not going well.  Not a good thing when my strategy was to walk more than run.

The good news was that I was running at sea level and I had "trained" at 4200 feet.  That sounds to me about as helpful as describing the heat in Utah as more manageable because it's a dry heat.  Whatever.  I was running with no problem breathing, pains in my chest or anywhere else, and felt relatively good.  After a bit, we had settled into a walking routine and Sarah said she had to stick with walking until we found a toilet..... Baby Charlotte was jumping around on her bladder.

Between the pit stop, and a break for me to stretch my aforementioned IT bands, Matt passed us.  He was in L, how did that happen so fast?  Boggles the mind, I know.  He texted me and asked if we were in the Magic Kingdom yet?  Nope.... we were still hanging out around the Ticket and Transportation Center (aka the Parking Lot.)  He said he would be waiting for us at the entrance to Tommorrowland.  So, on we went.  One of the things that I loved about the race was seeing some of the behind the scenes stuff that makes Disney so awesome.  Their employees were no exception.  It was so cool to run through these "off-limit" areas and see folks taking time off from their work days to cheer us on.  Truth be told, they made a big difference for me; during and after the race.  It was great to head down Main Street USA and to see the Castle.

Sorry that the picture is so bad.... it's the best I could do with my phone.




These two pictures signify where the Bek Baton was passed; meaning Sarah was now free to run her race her way, and Matt, my long-suffering spouse was there to suffer with me.  This was pretty much the last time we saw Sarah, except for the finish line.  Great job I did, taking care of her.  Thanks Sarah for being such a great example and for doing your best.

I managed to jog through Tommorrowland, into Fantasyland and through the Castle... which is great, but I refuse to pay $24.95 for the photographic evidence so you're just going to have to take my word for it.  We slowed down a bit through Frontierland, but are very familiar with running through that area in general, headed for Fast Pass Return at Splash Mountain. Anyway, past the train and out of the Magic Kingdom.  This was about 6 miles in, and I was hurting.  I had never run this far before and the crowds were driving me crazy.  That's one thing that Disney races are famous for; bottlenecks for runners.  There are areas where it opens up a bit, but for the majority of the time, it was me and 20,244 of my closest friends.  I had more than one person run between Matt and me (when we were close enough to hold hands) and in swinging my arms while walking, I grabbed more than one sweaty man crotch that didn't belong to my husband.  Yuck!

We came around the loop and past the Grand Floridian resort.  I stopped to stretch and was humbled.  I was low.  This was hard and I still had 7 miles to go!  How was I going to do this?  I can't say that I had any great strategy.  I made sure to drink at all the stops and tried to be positive.  I thanked the volunteers and cursed those running around me.  By the end of the race, I'm sure that anyone who had spent any amount of time around me must have thought that I had Tourette Syndrome.  I tend to swear a blue streak when I'm frustrated.  The road between Magic Kingdom and Epcot has never seemed so long as it did on Saturday; and that includes the time I stood on the bus holding a sleeping toddler, balancing a stroller and trying to stay upright.  We had to go over the road twice on overpasses and walked around the longest stinking cloverleaf ever created by traffic engineers.

I hobbled toward the back entrance to Epcot with the promise from Matt that all we had to accomplish at this point was to walk around "the ball" (aka Spaceship Earth) and out the other side, into the parking lot, and across the finish line.  Well, we had to walk "all the way down" to the International Gateway and then back and then out the gate, past the gospel choir (featuring a white boy) and then, finally, the Finish Line was in sight.  Matt made me practice our "big finish" (arms raised) all the way through Epcot and we jogged (very slowly) across the mats at the end.  Oh my heavens, I have never been so happy to see something end; not even labor and childbirth.

But, I made it.  I finished.  I didn't get kicked off the course and I got my medal.  About Mile 11, I was starting to fantasize about how I would assault someone who tried to thwart my dream at that point.  Fortunately for the old ladies with the balloons, we didn't have to find out how that one ended.  As soon as we had our medals, we headed toward the self-treatment area to ice ourselves.  Now, self-treatment only means that you walked in by yourself, because they have lots of helpful folks waiting there to hand you bags of ice and attache them with plastic to your body if necessary.  Some nice young man brought me ice and offered to wrap them to my thighs... yeah, not happening, but thanks anyway.

Oh I loved sitting on that hard metal bleacher.  I did not want to get up, but Sarah was waiting for us and I heard a rumor that there were bananas and PowerAde just past the ice area.  I took my shoes off, which may have been a mistake.  My feet hurt, but this was a surprise.

I know you were all dying to look at my beautiful toes.  I wanted a pedicure before the race, but I'm not sure that it would have mattered.  Anyway, my feet hurt, but this was my only blister.  I hobbled on, got my bananas and drink and met up with Sarah.  We got our stuff we checked and hit the buses.  I have never been so relieved to get on a bus in my life.  It was wonderful; except for climbing up and down the stairs.  That really hurt.  But I survived.

This is a really long story.  You may have stopped reading miles ago.  I wanted to document this so that I can remind myself next time I feel the urge to run that it was not a pleasant experience.  This is probably the wrong attitude, but I am a realist.  I did not LOVE any part of that run.  I can say honestly that it's a good thing that I love Disney, because otherwise, it would have been AWFUL.  I could barely walk the rest of the day and honestly contemplating wetting the bed rather than trying to get up and make it into the bathroom.

My results were lackluster.  I didn't get kicked off the course, true, but out of all those finishers, there were only 40 that finished after me.  I wasn't last, but somehow, that doesn't make me feel a whole lot better.  I wasn't even last in my age group.  There were four other women who came in behind me. Four; that's not too many.  There was a guy wearing a shirt that said "Dead Last is better than Did Not Finish and Did Not Finish is better than Did Not Start."  I think I will come to agree with this, in time.

So, what got me through?  From Mile 3 on, I was asking myself how was I going to do this?  All that kept coming to me was that, two years ago, at nearly 300 pounds, there would have been NO WAY that this would have even been conceivable.  It just wouldn't have happened.  I have come a long way. I kept thinking of my kids and what a good lesson this would be to them.  I'm always telling them not to quit when things get hard.  It was time to put my money where my mouth was.  For my Allie, who hates anything physical (like me at her age) and for my Erin, who strangely enough, thought that I could do it.  For Jack, who was sad when I told him that I was going to lose weight because I wouldn't be comfy anymore.  And for Will, who is my only child that has not developed a love of Diet Coke because I don't drink it anymore.  He's a PowerAde fiend, but he doesn't love carbonation.  Matt, who stuck with me through everything.  Who honestly (God only knows why) believed I could do it.  Who traded his great race to hang out with me.  I know it was hard for him to look at a 4:00 half-marathon, but I honestly would have given up without him.  He made me laugh to take my mind off things.  He talked to me about costumes, funny things, funny people and strategies for finishing.  When we finished, he helped me hobble around, and he was insistent that the rest of the day be about my accomplishment.  He even made me wear my medal for the rest of the day.  My dad said I was walking like a double amputee; I think that might have been easier.  Matt rubbed my legs down multiple times, poured me a bath, applied Deep Blue and picked up the majority of the kid duties for the rest of the day so that I could try and recover.  He made me walk and took me and the kids to ride a few rides.  He didn't mind that I was slow and was just wonderful, overall.  All this, despite the fact that he had a repeat wake-up call on Sunday morning at 2:30 to run his Full Marathon.

I have a new respect for my husband.  I have always said that he has learned to love running because it's cheaper than therapy.  It makes a real difference for him.  And he is very cognizant of the sacrifices we make on the weekends so that he can train; four hours is a long time to be gone when you spend your week out of town.  Halfway through the race, I told him that I was sorry that I ever asked him to do ANYTHING on the days that he did a long run.  It is hard.  I have not ever experienced that much physical pain.

I have a new respect for so many of my friends that run.  Count me impressed.  I can certainly understand the draw of wanting to be out in the sun, but training runs on treadmills take dedication.  I admire you, but no longer want to be one of you.  Katie, if you're reading this, you need to find a replacement for me on the Ragnar team..... that won't be happening.  I will find peace and contentment as a walker.  For now, around Centerville.  In the future, I may be headed to a mall near you at 4:30 a.m.

Thank you for all your love and support, running world.  For your words of encouragement and advice and well wishes.  I will remember this race fondly (a long, long time from now) and be glad that I did it.  It was nice.  

Don't know if you got the Stephen Sondheim "Into the Woods" reference in the title, but it's one of my favorite songs from the musical.  Sung by Little Red Riding Hood, talking about her foray into darkness with the Big Bad Wolf.  For some reason, these lyrics just seemed fitting.


Hopefully, this link pulls up the song.  Oh, and sorry about the ad.  There is so much symbolism.... Mother said not to do it, running was the Big Bad Wolf, dark slimy path......  I was truly excited and scared.  But, in the future, I'll take extra care, because as Red Riding Hood says, "and though scary is exciting, nice is different than good."

For all of you runners or wannabe runners who think it is good, I applaud you.  I found it to be a bit deceptive, seductive and although I am not necessarily going back to the path I was on before I tried this race, I am going to blaze my own trail and discover who and what I am meant to be.


Thursday, January 9, 2014

Top Ten Reasons I Think I Can Run/Survive a Half-Marathon


10.            I have an awesome playlist – I can’t stress how important this is.  Strangely, most of the music on my list is stuff I’ve stolen from my kids, but when I listen to it, I don’t really feel like I’m pushing 40.
9.            If Greg can do it, I can do it – I love my little brother, and if any of you know us Homer’s, you know that we weren’t exactly built to be runners.  I would say that we’re pleasantly plump, and plumpness is kind of funny to watch run.  Nevermind that, though.  Greg decided to run the Disney Wine & Dine Half-Marathon with his wife Sarah in 2011, and that pretty much started the fascination with RunDisney.  My point is this... he has worked really hard to be a runner and I really admire that about him.  Why he keeps signing up for these races, I don’t know that I’ll ever understand, but I’m glad he does, because it’s loaning me some confidence for this weekend.
8.            Ummmm, it’s Disney – Now I’m not a huge racer, but I have been to enough of these events to be able to say that all are not created equal.  The running community is awesome.  Because you mostly compete against yourself, everyone is super supportive and really works hard to encourage you to do your best wherever you are.  I have been the last person to cross the line and not the last person (never the first) and I have always felt supported.  Anyway, Disney races have characters, and marching bands, and DJ’s and cast members and all sorts of fun stuff.  I’ve heard Matt talk about it for the last two years.  I’m looking forward to seeing it first hand.
7.            If it is truly a bucket list item, I have to survive in order to check it off – 5 years ago, I would have said that I would have had to be facing certain death if you expected me to run..... now it’s pretty much just perceived death.  Gotta do it anyway.
6.            I have a cute costume to run in – Matt and I have some great costumes.... He’s running as Ralph, from Wreck-It Ralph and I am running as Vanellope von Schweetz.  Definitely check back for pics from the race.  I will try and get some good pics before we are all nasty and sweaty, but there will probably be some of those featured as well.  I even have cute matchy earrings.... just sayin’.
5.            I’m running it with my handsome husband - (something I never thought we’d do together.)  He will tell you that he’s always thought it was possible but never likely.  Well, here we go.  I know that if Matt’s at my side, I can do anything.  I know that sounds totally cheesy, but I must admit that it’s the reason I’ve stuck with my kids so long.  He has promised that he’ll stick with me and I have promised that I’ll let him take off if the course sweepers come through to kick us off the course.  It’s a mutually beneficial understanding.
4.            I have to be there to keep Sarah from going into labor – A year ago, when we decided to run, Sarah wasn’t pregnant.  Now she is and she’s been warned by several of us not to push it.  So, we’ve got a killer run/walk strategy that will hopefully allow us both to claim our awesome Donald Duck Finisher Medal without any medical complications.  Matt and I will carry her, if we have to.
3.            There’s a Dooney & Burke purse at the end if I finish (a.k.a. Matt’s bribe) - Every year, Disney partners with Dooney & Burket to create special edition purses to commemorate the races.  I told Matt that I wanted one last year when we were walking through the Expo.  He told me (jokingly I bet) that if I’d run, he’d buy me one.  Needless to say, that is the carrot that I’ll be dangling in front of myself between Mile 9-12.  Can’t you hear me chanting, “new purse, new purse, new purse?”
2.            Awesome music, crowd and entertainment all along the way – As mentioned before, Disney races are special and I’m glad to have such an awesome supportive environment for my first/last half-marathon.
1.            Bury any remaining doubts I have about myself doing hard things – This transformative journey I have been is not over, although I can say that I am settling into this new normal.  I still don’t know that I love to exercise; that may never happen.  I know that Hershey’s Kisses are still a very real slippery slope for me and that although I like protein, mashed potatoes have always been and will always be my favorite.  This race is my chance to prove to myself that although I’m not perfect, and will probably never be there, I can work hard, push through and accomplish my goals.  This paradigm shift has been hard, but oh so worth it.

You’ve Gotta Love It, Baby!


Jazz basketball!!!! Used to totally love it.  I say used to, because we are currently stuck in a “building pattern,” complete with virtually unknown players and a losing record.

Okay, so I actually still like basketball; it’s truly the one sport I enjoy watching, unless my kids are involved.  For the last few years, we’ve been lucky enough to have season tickets, which we have loved.  It’s been great to have date nights and to get out a bit during the winter; especially as the girls have gotten older and can help out with the boys.  This year, we didn’t get tickets because we spent a lot of our time last year scrambling around to get carpools for kids and to work around schedules.

Suffice it to say, we haven’t been to any games this year.... which was really okay, but we were thrilled when our friends, the Astling’s, called to invite us to the Oklahoma City game.  Mark had gotten some tickets from a client in appreciation for his hard work (he now has ours, as well.)  They were tickets to an executive suite..... one where you sit at a table, eat on real plates, have good food and all the drinks you want.  Sadly, I stuck to water, but I would have shut the place down if I had been drinking Diet Coke.  We had so much fun, although we almost missed the main course part of dinner because we were too busy chatting.  As we pounced on the guy taking the food away, we were informed that they would be setting out dessert for half-time.  YES!!!


After our food, we sat in soft, cushy seats and watched the Jazz.... wait for it.... win!  Gordon Hayward was AWESOME!  It was nice to watch him play.



We had a great time, Astling’s.  Thanks for inviting us!  Oh and it didn’t hurt that we had special parking and a mid-block police escorted crossing.

But..... this wasn’t our only brush with basketball this week.  Jack has just started Jr. Jazz again and he is so excited; as am I.  I love watching him play and when Matt is home, Jack’s games are like our special weekday dates.  We don’t take Will because he’s nuts in confined spaces.  Jack says that we are too distracting and that we spend too much time and attention telling him what to do, but how do you convince an 8-year-old that the second quarter of the game is not the time to bite/chew on nails/hangnails or any other body part that fits in his mouth?  Agggghhhhhh!

Needless to say, watching these little boys run up and down the court, chasing a ball is the best entertainment.  All we have to make sure is that we have a blue Gatorade for the boy.  Not too hard.



He’s really good at passing the ball in bounds.  Tries really hard to dribble, but usually only manages a few bounces before he freaks himself out and has to pass it to someone else.  When he can get a shot, he usually makes it, but he’s not the tallest kid on the court.... so that makes it hard sometimes.

Jack is really looking forward to his birthday; because his Grandma Homer told him that she was going to sign him up for basketball camp as his present.  Yes, he won’t get it until the su

I Want to Run Away


Here we are, less than 10 days into the new year, and as my mother likes to remind me, she’s been reading the same blog entry since Saturday.  I have fallen down on the job, yet again.  I started a post on Sunday, but then got caught up in planning my trip to Florida, and what can I say, Mickey is more fun than just about anything else.  They’re lucky we showed up at church that day.

This week has been a blur in trying to get ready to go on our trip.  We have been planning for a year to take a massive family vacation to Disney World with my family.  Granted, it’s not as if this has never occurred before, but it’s been a few years and as the grandkids proliferate and we are ever more involved in life, extracting all of us for a few days is hard, let alone planning 10 days away.  Fortunately, we all love it enough to try and make it work.

The impetus for this trip is actually my fault.  As Matt has gotten more and more into running, he has added a few Disney medals to his collection.  Last January as I stood along the race course for the marathon in Hollywood Studios, dancing to the loud music, watching the runners in costume and generally just enjoyed being in the crowd, I thought, “I think I could do this.”  Matt was all about it, so in that moment, our family was headed back to Disney in 2014.  We mentioned it to my brothers and my folks and they were in too.  Greg and Sarah even said they’d run with us.  Aunt Suzy wanted in too, so now, we head to Florida, a group of 17, to run a couple of races, eat a lot of food, celebrate a couple of birthdays and have the BEST time.

As I sit typing this on the airplane, between Jack and Allie, I am excited.  Not really for the race, because at this point, I’m more excited to just have it over with, but for the time together.  Time away from home, from school, from work and from all the demands of daily life.  Oh, and the air..... ‘cause it really sucks in Utah right now.  I hate pulling my kids out of school to travel, but more than that, I have the winter blues and boy, do they seem to hit this time of year.  Therefore, Florida is the perfect solution. 

Let me just say, for the record, that being the mom and trying to get 6 people ready for vacation is no easy feat.  Add to that the planning and coordinating for a group of our size and the last week has been a little stressful.  But...... that’s all the complaining you’re going to hear from me.  I felt a little guilty as I got out of the car at the airport this morning.  Matt is coming tomorrow with Erin and Will and I’m leaving him to tie up all the loose ends before the trip.... the dogs, the chickens, final school stuff and bringing anything that I discover that I’ve forgotten once I get there.  I all but pushed the kids into the airport as I shouted goodbye over my shoulder to Matt and Will.  Add to that the snow that is flying at home over the next few days, and I was more than happy to say goodbye for a bit.

I have to take this opportunity to say how grateful I am for a kid like Allie.  She has gotten ALL of her homework finished before our trip.  Although there have been a few panic attacks this week, she has emerged relatively unscathed and ready for a good time.  Erin has also made a monumental effort to get things done ahead of time.  As a parent, I hate it that my time with the kids seems to be regulated by schedules so much.  There’s part of me that feels that I should just be able to pull them out whenever I want to, to go wherever I want to.  I know I can’t, but I want to!  Jack has done some of his homework, but it’s been a fight and although I know we need to work on it while flying, I’m not sure that I want to subject those around us to the whining and fits that are going to ensue.

I’m not sure how the activities of this weekend are going to go.  I’m pretty sure that I’m not going to die, but you never know.  I plan on blogging a little bit about Disney races in general, and my race in particular.  I don’t think my fingers will be injured in the running of said race, so tune in later to find out how it went.


Saturday, January 4, 2014

My Happy Place

The prompt for today asks, "Where is your favorite place to go and why do you like it?"  This is not an easy question to answer.  There are very few places that I have traveled to that I haven't found something to love.  I am so glad that I married Matt.... he likes to travel as much as I do (which is good since it's his job!)  We have been many places together and have plans to travel the world as our money and time allow....

When it comes to travel my philosophy is best summed up by St. Augustine.  He said, "the world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."  While it is true that there are several places that I have not yet had the desire to travel to, the list of places to go gets longer daily.  This list would be much more manageable if I didn't have my favorites.... but I HAVE to fit those in.

So, here in no particular order, are my favorite places to travel.  These are places that I've been and that I plan on returning to again.


  • Oregon Coast - As mentioned in a previous post, someday I will have a beach house.  I have spent many weeks in Oregon with family over my lifetime and I will forever love it.  I love walking along the water, the sound of the waves lapping against the sand.  I love to look for shells and rocks and keep waiting to someday find my perfect Sand Dollar.  I love to watch the kites in the air, the small touristy shops that sell wonderful things like fudge.  I love to watch the fishing boats come in and out and have fond memories of the Sea Lion caves (although I have been told that my perception may be skewed by age on this one.)  More than anything, I love the diverse geography along the coast and the peace and quiet I feel when I'm there.  Can't wait to go back.
  • Disney World - Obviously anyone who knows my family, knows we love Disney.  As we are landlocked in Utah, it is amazing that we go as often as we do.  But, I can say that it never gets boring.  I have never once gone and wished that my vacation was over sooner.  Matt and I often discuss the major things that have happened in our lives while at Disney.  It was the first trip we took together (with my family before his mission.) We spent our honeymoon there.  We decided while on a trip there in 1999, that just maybe we might be ready to have a kid or two.  We have weathered storms there (literal and figurative), had sick kids (oh, the stories) and spent time with friends and families.  We have lost loved ones while we were there, and there's not a trip that goes by that I don't remember my Uncle Dave. We are headed back this week with my family; it's always a bit crazy.  We all kind of go in different directions, but still try to keep the cousins together as much as possible. We will eat meals, run races, take pictures and eat popcorn.  I will sit back and watch my parents revel in the presence of their grandchildren and think to themselves that all the years they wanted to kill us but didn't were worth it.  Our time in Disney World is magical and yes, there may be times in the future that we choose to vacation elsewhere.  But for now, this is a place that we all enjoy and that we can all look forward to with eagerness.
  • Gettysburg, PA - Just as we are Disney nuts, we are also nutty when it comes to the Civil War.  As a kid, while friends spent summers at Lake Powell or Bear Lake, we would fly back east and drive through the Mid-Atlantic looking at battlefields and museums.  Funny thing is, I don't ever remember not loving it.  Over the last ten years or so, my family has joined my parents and my brothers in a (mostly) annual pilgrimage to Gettysburg and the High Water Mark of the Civil War.  My dad and brother Ben spend time learning all there is to learn about the Civil War, and the rest of us enjoy the rolling hills, Mr. G's ice cream, fireflies, historic buildings, and seeing the battlefield.  My kids love climbing in "the castle" at Little Round Top and love exploring the hidden parts of Devil's Den.  The cemetery is an awesome sight and we have learned that there are a multitude of ticks just waiting to jump on little kids for a ride.  We have been lucky enough to rent a large home on the outskirts of town and the kids love spending time with their cousins, watching movies, playing games and just generally being together.  I love to look over the battlefield in the morning, as the mist sits in the valley.  The soundtrack from the movie Gettysburg always plays in my mind, as well.  All in all, a place I draw on frequently when I feel a need for peace.
  • Wales - Although I have not traveled there extensively, I LOVE it!  The same could be said for nearly the whole of England as well.  I have been fortunate enough to accompany Matt on some of his work trips there and have loved the sights, the smells and the history that you can soak up on the streets.  I loved Cardiff this past summer, but also enjoyed our little trip to the seaside town of Llandudno in 2009.  The beauty of the sea and the pastoral quality of the land is mesmerizing. I will definitely be returning in the future.
  • Cancun, Mexico - I have been there twice, but dream of going back nearly all winter, every year.  Specifically, I am in love with the JW Marriott and the fun times we have had in the pools and on the beaches.  Matt served his mission in Mexico, and while we have seen much of the Yucatan peninsula (and I would like to see much more,) I cherish *snicker* the carefree feelings of being on the beach.  We are able to spend time as a couple and I love to listen to Matt speak Spanish.  This area has a calming effect on Matt and is just a great place for down time together.  Can't wait to go back.
  • Road Trips - while not specifically "a place," I love being on the open road with my family.  We have traveled to Washington, Arizona, Colorado, Yellowstone and all along the road to Ohio.  We have jumped off from Chicago and spent time in Wisconsin, traveled from Boston to Maine, from Pennsylvania to Virginia and throughout the South.  Strangely enough, we have never driven our kids to California.  I would love to take the kids and drive to Northern California to see the Redwoods and to South Dakota to see Mount Rushmore.  I wouldn't mind a drive along the California coast or spending time in the Carolinas.  
There are probably dozens of other places I could list as "favorites" but these are the main ones.  I am so glad that I have had the opportunity to see so many places and look forward to seeing many new places in the future.